By Stephen Voss, et al.
100 Personals
200 Employment
400 Real Estate
600 Merchandise
800 Lost and Found
Note this publication does not take ads for germ warfare products, Slaves, or Temporal erasure devices.
Due to the nature of timelines, responses are stored at intermail sites
WANTED - Soldiers. The United States of America needs you! The US Army in US timeline US-3 is fighting a protracted war against the Third Reich. People with experience fighting hoverpanzers and Helibombers encouraged to apply. Help the US keep the Nazis out of your timelines!
WANTED - Soldiers- the North American Treaty Organisation (NATO) is seeking volunteers with experience in Mohawk stealth motorcycles.
WANTED- Postmen. The United States of America (Timeline US neg 3) is seeking travelers with experience with postal work to help reestablish communication within the US. Alternate timeline citizens that have worked for private couriers are also welcome.
Bankruptcy Sale- All lands formerly belonging to the government of the United States of America shall be auctioned off during a 6 month period beginning Thursday. Contact the Debtholders JP MORGAN INVESTMENTS
For Sale- 10000 Acre parcels of good Chinese farmland at $1 an acre. Some land with no victims on it. All prospective buyers should be innoculated before entering timeline.
For Rent- Apartments 1 or more bedrooms , good location outside Paris, former home of royalty. Contact Marie A. Bourbon at Versailles Apts.
ARTWORK- All sorts of genuine masterpieces from many timelines starting at 20 DE's.
Lost- Mona Lisa, obscure painting by Italian painter with sentimental value. Reward $50.
Found- Wooly Mammoth roaming Central Park, answers to the name of "Spot". Call park supervisor David Letterman at ITA box 347